I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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