Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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