I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Sorry my hands just texted you
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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