got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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