Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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