I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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