how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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