fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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