I must be too annoying 4 u.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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