Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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