I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
All I want is dick and wine.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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