So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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