i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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