I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize
