where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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