I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
no you cant smoke seaweed
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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