ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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