just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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