I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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