I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
