I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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