Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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