The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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