he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I love having hate sex.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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