I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We need to get me chipped asap
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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