you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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