ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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