Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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