Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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