This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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