I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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