chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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