have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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