But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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