We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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