Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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