I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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