i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
