Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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