Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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