ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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