I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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