I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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