So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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