She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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