check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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