...so i touched it.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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