You work out of a Hotel?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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