420 ftw
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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