there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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