WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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