do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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