Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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