No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
