# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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